Well, this is interesting. Burton are back in full-length film territory, and have released the first teaser for their upcoming flick. Mainly, it’s people getting things wrong:

We’ll tell you what’s most ‘wrong’ about this one though: the name! As any Brit rider can tell you, Standing Sideways was brought to us midway through the last decade by one Damian Doyle.

Initially the title of Damo’s full-length dryslope movie, the monicker has since been applied to indoor events and a column in Whitelines. Hell, even last year’s edit of urban shred in Leeds was billed as ‘a film by Standing Sideways‘! We find it impossible to believe no-one from Burton did a quick Google check before confirming the name – did they just not care?

Consider this Strike 1, big snowboard companies. If we get wind of any of the following –

• Absinthe presents The Lockdown Project
• Dalikfodda by Standard Films
• Brain Farm’s new big-budget epic, Whitelines

– then we’re coming for you…..