We’re not sure what’s in the fjords that makes the Norwegians so bloody crazy. They produce rippers at a rate that would make Henry Ford look like a slacker, make breakfast cheese that has caramel in it and knighted a Penguin that used to be the Colonel-in-Chief of their army. Seriously Norway, what the hell?

Bearing in mind Norway’s total population is roughly the same size as London, it does mean they spend a lot of time pondering lifes questions in their cabins miles from civilization. Well, thats what we think because we’ve never really sat down and thought about Stonehenge as much as this lad, might we recommend checking Yahoo answers next time before penning a song…