Diaries Down Under returns for its third episode of the Kiwi season with none other than the UK’s Billy Morgan taking a starring role.

Because New Zealand is an upside down place where water goes down the plughole all funny, their August is kind of like the northern hemisphere March and April. So as Billy explains, it’s all about shredding a slushy park and messing about with your mates.

And if you’re Mr Morgan, “messing about” includes driving tricycles of bungee jumps, trying to break “the six backflip record” off a canyon swing and doing tequila hardmans (that’s teh one where you snort the salt and squeeze the lemon in your eye) while surrounded by hot women. As you do.