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“This is not a job. You are born to it”

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Rather like ‘flashpacking’ and ‘glamping’, this is a form of ski bumming mainly reserved for those with trust funds. Main activities will include sitting around in underpants surfing snowboard porn and purchasing new equipment, waxing your extensive board and ski collection, drinking, attending the odd bit of ‘race training’ when the mood takes you and complaining about how tired you are and how bored you are of truffle oil and powder days.

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