Men, you’ve probably realised this already. Girls are harder to crack than the Da Vinci code. Yes we will quite happily say that we want to ride down that gnarly, rock-strewn bit of powdery off-piste. When we’re swearing and sweating our way out of a ditch filled with waist-deep powder, we will still get angry at you. Even if we agreed to it in the first place.

On the flip side, women need to understand that menfolk love to show off. That’s why they get really pissed off when they can’t do something. If he can’t land that handplant, don’t – for god’s sake – show him how it’s done.